Once again I went to show at 
the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center expecting one thing and getting something 
else completely. And what I got was definitely much better than what I was 
anticipating.
What I was expecting was more of a stand-up comic style of performance. Jay 
Johnson’s 
The Two and Only, however, is much more than that. It’s a 
Tony-award-winning show that Johnson is currently taking on tour across America. 
He and his “family” came to Appleton through the 
Boldt Arts Alive! Series 
and performed in the Kimberly-Clark Theater.
As usual, there wasn’t a bad seat in the house, and the smaller theater 
provided for a more intimate performance. It kinda made me feel like I was 
hanging out at Jay’s house… that the show was just happenstance, not something 
planned out. The show itself helped create that atmosphere as well. Johnson 
worked successfully to create an off-the-cuff, casual feel.
This show wasn’t a ventriloquist standing in the middle of the stage doing 
standup ala Jeff Dunham and Peanut (though they’re funny and entertaining in 
their own right). This show was so much more. 
The Two and Only is about 
the art of ventriloquism and its history, Jay Johnson and how he got started, 
the puppets and their history, and of course, making people laugh.
Throughout the performance, Johnson deftly maneuvers between giving history 
lessons on ventriloquism, to his personal life and his love for performing, to 
doing comedy routines with his “dummies.” Sometimes poignant and sad, other 
times laugh out loud funny, Johnson keeps the show moving with a delicate 
balance and seamless transitions.
As much as I enjoyed the history lesson (very compelling, really) and as 
interesting as his life stories were (Seriously? 917 shows in one summer at the 
age of 17??? That’s just crazy.), where Johnson excels is, of course, with his 
ventriloquism and the characters he creates. In this 95 minute show, Johnson 
brings out ten different characters:
- Amigo, the Snake 
- Long John LaFeat, the disembodied head 
- Spaulding, the tennis ball with eyes 
- Nethernore, the vulture (or “Bird of Death!” as Nethernore reminds the 
audience repeatedly, though he doesn’t hunt or kill… he waits) 
- Jackie and Gaga, the imaginary friends on the telephone 
- Squeaky, Jay’s first “real” ventriloquist dummy 
- Bob, the dummy from Jay’s time on the sitcom “Soap” 
- Arthur Drew, the dry-erase board 
- Darwin the Jazz monkey (he’s a MONKEY! He tells MONKEY JOKES!) 
Each has his/her own look, personality, and voice. And that Johnson can keep 
them all straight is quite impressive. Plus, three of them actually sing: 
Nethernore about waiting for people to die so he can eat, in a takeoff of “My 
Way”; Arthur Drew with “I Ain’t Got Nobody (he’s just a head), and a “very sad 
song” by Darwin the Jazz Monkey in his native tongue (lots of “Ooo-Ooo’s and 
Ah-Ah’s and other monkey noises… cuz he’s a MONKEY!).
The whole show was enjoyable, but my favorites were Darwin, Arthur, and 
Spaulding. Darwin because he was loud and obnoxious, and it was with his 
character where Johnson really seems to come alive and interacts with the 
audience. He’s also the character that is most animated. His habit of reminding 
people he’s a MONKEY! and that he does MONKEY JOKES! kept me chuckling. Arthur 
was cool because he’s essentially just a head and he sings “I Ain’t Got Nobody” 
(I never said my sense of humor was anything remotely close to high-brow). And 
Spaulding because there’s just something inherently funny about a tennis ball 
with eyes and a sad mouth… that talks.
The only negative I can bring up is that occasionally the voices of the 
characters seemed rushed, almost slurred together and a bit difficult to 
understand. This only happened a few times, and it was when the dialogue was 
moving very quickly. Nothing that took away from the performance really, but it 
did make me turn to my wife and whisper, “What did he say?” Had I not been asked 
to write a review of the show, I probably would have never even noticed those 
brief moments, much less given them a second thought.
Overall, the 
The Two and Only was an excellent show. It was fun and 
informative. If given the opportunity, I would definitely see it again. As with 
many comic performances, so many jokes happen so fast, you have a tendency to 
forget exactly what you were laughing at or why. But that’s not a bad thing. 
That just means there was a lot of material, and it was good. 
The show made me laugh, it taught me about a subject I really knew nothing 
about, and it made me think back to the days when I was a kid and imagination, 
rather than technology, governed a child’s playtime. Nice work Jay.